Funnies and Sweets overheard in my house this week

Allie: "Have you noticed I am wearing pants more often? I am really liking the feel of pants these days. It's the zipper. I think zippers really make the pants!"

Allie (in a bathroom at a Chinese restaurant): "Holy Chinese, Mom! This is an amazing bathroom!"

William: "How does that happen? Moms just know what to say to make things right."

Kate: "I don't want to have anymore birthdays! When I have a birthday, I have to get a shot!"

Allie (after an extremely long toot): "Excuse me. What? I had to wait until it was done."

William: "I cleaned my room. Now... I can't play, sleep, or do anything in there for one week. That way I won't have to clean it again."

Kate: "I can't sleep in my own bed, because my room makes noises at me. Well, Allie makes noises, but I can't sleep with those noises. I need to sleep in your bed."